Fun fact, the first porno I ever watched was about gay Mormons. I was a sophomore in HS and my best friend Gabe had just came out to me so we went to Blockbuster and rented the first gay movie we found and watched it in my living room and my parents came home from dinner early to some big ole Mormon buttsex on the bigscreen.
daily bullet post
- i’m making stuffed jalepenos rn are you guys jelly
- but my apartment is super small
- and the smoke alarm is right above the kitchen
- so i have to keep the door open or the smoke alarm will go off
- (which it did three times today)
- but the problem is my cat is in heat
- and i dont want her to run out and get knocked up ok
- i can barely afford one cat much less ten million kittens
- so i’m sitting here on my laptop in the doorway
- reading smut of course
- and kicking my cat away
- waiting on these fucking jalepenos to finish cooking
- the end
oh right homework
that thing i have
#what if i write an essay over the homoerotic undertones in a streetcar named desire
THAT AWESOME MOMENT WHEN YOU ACTUALLY READ A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE AND DISCOVER THERE IS AN ACTUAL HOMOSEXUAL SUBPLOT IN IT
in french class we were talking about what we did over spring break
and this girl was like
“j’ai regarde le..la…HOW TO SUCCEED IN BUSINESS WITHOUT REALLY TRYING.”
everyone was like uh what whats that
and i was just like
she said it was really good
you guys i have so much shit queued up for you its ridiculous
i’ve been tumblin from my phone for the past week on vacation and i’ve just been liking posts i want to reblog so they’ll be posted soon
oh god i’m still so as;lkdfj;aslk about this episode seriously it’s fucking pathetic how invested i am in the lives of fictional characters but whateva~
i’m gonna eat some biscuits and watch klaine until spring break is over
